All The Good Things Wrapped Up In One

To all those who have taken the time to name their favorite snacks from long ago, TigerBlog says "thank you." 

Here's a partial list of what you guys apparently ate when you were young: 

* Devil Dogs (not bad)
* Swiss Rolls (A+)
* Ring Dings (eh)
* Snoballs (ick)

And, of course, many different kinds of Tastykake. The Juniors? Yes. The chocolate chip ones? Yes. 

The lemon ones? Yuck. 

A special thank-you to the Tastykake crowd, since you got TigerBlog singing "let's all take a tasty break and have a lot of fun. Tastykake is all the good things, all the good things wrapped up in one."

Oh, and this is from the Tastykake website: 

"It would take 14,080 Tastykake pies laid end to end to make a mile, but it only takes one bite to make a smile."

And with that ...

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The Princeton softball team has blazed to a 9-0 Ivy League start as it seeks a fifth-straight league championship and, should that happen, the host role in the league tournament. 

Up next for Princeton will be three games at home this weekend, with two games tomorrow (12:30 first pitch) and one more Sunday (also 12:30 first pitch).

There are currently four teams over .500 in the league, with Princeton at 9-0 and then Penn and Harvard at 6-3 and Columbia at 5-4. 

This seems pretty good: 

Heading into the week, Princeton led the Ivy League in doubles (54), doubles per game (1.86), fielding percentage (.978), fewest hit batters by the pitching staff (seven), hits (273), RBI per game (5.48), RBI (159), shutouts (three), WHIP (1.54) and winning percentage (.655).

That's from Andrew Borders' preview story on goprincetontigers.com, which you can read HERE. 

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Back in the 1988 season, the Princeton men's basketball team lost three straight Ivy League midseason games by one point — 52-51 to Harvard, 61-60 to Yale, 68-67 to Brown. The last two came on buzzer-beating shots, both after the Tigers had a double-figure lead in the second half. 

Those losses ended any hope Princeton had of winning the league, and the Tigers took an 8-5 record into the season finale at home against Cornell, who had already clinched the championship. Final score: Princeton 79, Cornell 58. 

TigerBlog was at that game, and he remembers the feeling that Princeton had unfinished business when it was over. In fact, that turned out to be the case — Princeton won the next four Ivy League championships. 

It was that three-game stretch that derailed the Tigers that TB thought of this past weekend, when the men's tennis team dropped back-to-back 4-3 matches at Harvard and Dartmouth, following an Ivy-opening 4-3 loss to Penn in the match before. As such, Princeton — a team hit by massively derailing injuries — takes an 0-3 record into this weekend's matches at home against Cornell today at 2 and at Columbia Sunday. 

Remember, Princeton won the ECAC tournament, an event featuring all eight Ivy teams, in February. 

Hopefully the future is the same for Billy Pate's team as it was for Pete Carril's back in 1988. Also, as far as the present, Princeton is still positioned well for an NCAA tournament at-large spot due to its strong non-league showing and the fact that Ivy League men's tennis is loaded. 

Consider the most recent ITA rankings, the ones that have Princeton at No. 37 and a total of five Ivy teams between 33 and 39, including this weekend's Princeton opponents (Cornell is 33 and Columbia is 34). 

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On the women's side, Princeton is at Cornell today and home against Columbia Sunday. The Tigers are 3-0 with wins over Penn, Harvard and Dartmouth and tied with Columbia in first place, one game up on Yale and Dartmouth. 

Princeton finishes the regular season next weekend at Yale and Brown. Wait, what? Finishes? Already? 

Like the men, the Princeton women are also hoping to play in the NCAA tournament, which begins the first weekend of May.

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The men's lacrosse team will be home tomorrow at noon against Penn. The Tigers finish the regular season with three Ivy League games each of the next three Saturdays, with a trip to Harvard next week and then a home game against Dartmouth after that. 

Princeton, with its high RPI and two Top 5 wins (North Carolina, Syracuse), is almost certainly NCAA tournament bound. The Ivy League tournament will be the first weekend in May, and Princeton still could be the host — as could Cornell, Harvard, Yale or Penn. Much more will be sorted out this weekend. 

Meanwhile, Princeton's Jake Vana has 11 goals and no assists this year. The record for most goals in a season at Princeton without an assist is 19, set in 1997 by Craig Katz. Even more amazingly, in the 2003 season, Princeton had two players who had 41 goals apiece and had seven assists between them (Jason Doneger had three of them; Sean Hartofilis had four of them). Who had all the assists that year? Ryan Boyle, who had 48.  

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The University of Michigan ended a rather dull NCAA men's basketball tournament with a rather dull win over UConn Monday night. In fact, other than the three-pointer that UConn's Braylon Mullins hit to beat Duke in the regional final, there weren't really all that many "shining moments" in this one. 

Speaking of Michigan, the Collegiate Water Polo Association women's tournament will be there beginning today. Princeton enters as the No. 2 seed and will face No. 7 Saint Francis in the tournament's first match, at 4:30. 

The host Wolverines are the No. 2 seed, and the winner of the Princeton-Saint Francis match will play the winner of the Michigan-Mercyhurst match tomorrow at 3. The other semifinal will have No. 1 Harvard against the winner of No. 4 Brown and No. 5 Bucknell. 

The championship match will be Sunday at 12:30, with an NCAA bid for the winner. 

Princeton's Shanna Davidson was named the CWPA Player of the Year after scoring 64 goals and adding 45 assists.  

Head Coach Lauren Gosselin

Story On Lauren Gosselin's Hiring As Princeton Head Women's Basketball Coach 

TigerBlog was in a hotel in New Haven the night before the men's lacrosse game at Yale a few weeks ago. 

The Tigers were hardly the only team staying there that night. There was a Division II women's basketball regional going on at Southern Connecticut State, and all eight teams were there as well.

As TB was wearing his usual "Princeton Lacrosse" gear, and since there were others similarly dressed, it was pretty clear that he was affiliated with the Department of Athletics. Armed with that knowledge, a woman in a "Bentley Basketball" sweatshirt walked up to him and asked him if he knew Lauren Gosselin.

The answer was, obviously, yes. The woman then introduced herself as Christiana Bakolas, an assistant coach at Bentley, one of the teams that was competing in the basketball tournament. 

She didn't as much introduce herself as she exploded into a conversation, in a very refreshing way. In about 30 seconds, TB thought of her as a good friend, though not as good a friend as Lauren Gosselin, about whom Christiana could not stop raving.  

It led TB to have this conversation with Gosselin. 

TB: "Met Christiana Bakolas, who says she's one of your best friends. Also, she's not very shy."
LG: "Small world. Yes, Christiana is not only one of my best friends. She was my maid of honor — the ultimate best friend! She is the best! And yes, she certainly is not shy :)"

Small world indeed. And that tells you a lot about Gosselin — genuine, caring, upbeat, lots of exclamation points and very, very competitive. Does that sound like anyone else? Hint - TB mentions her two paragraphs from now. 

This conversation happened shortly after Gosselin's team — the Princeton women's basketball team — won another Ivy League tournament championship. TB congratulated "her team" on the win and wished them luck in the upcoming NCAA tournament. 

At the time, the term "her team" had a different meaning than it does today. Late yesterday afternoon came the announcement that Gosselin has officially been named as the replacement for Carla Berube as the Tiger head coach, replacing her mentor after Berube became the head coach at Northwestern two weeks ago. 

Now it really is "her team."

This is what Ford Family Director of Athletics John Mack had to say about the new head coach: 

I am very excited about this next chapter for our women’s basketball program. Lauren has quickly established herself as a rising star in the coaching ranks and we are thrilled that she and her family have chosen Princeton as the place they want to be. Lauren is a tremendous recruiter, and a first-class developer of talent who has been instrumental in the growth of our student-athletes over her time at Princeton. She is also extremely connected around the country having put together our team’s top-tier schedule that has continuously been the toughest in the Ivy League and allowed our program to show its strength against the country’s top teams. I have been fortunate to watch Lauren grow and excel as a leader and colleague over my time at Princeton and I am supremely confident in her as we embark on this next step as a basketball program.

Gosselin came with Berube from Tufts, where she spent a year as an assistant. The seven years that they spent together at Princeton have been wildly successful. 

The head coach always gets the credit and the attention, but programs do not achieve the level that the Tigers have without having a great staff all around. 

You have to be happy for Berube, who has made the jump to Northwestern. Hopefully she'll have a great career there.

You also have to be happy for Lauren Gosselin. She's done what you have to do to get this opportunity, which is put in her time, learning, developing players, recruiting, figuring out what she would do the same and what she would do differently. 

Now she has the chance to show all that. 

Take it from TigerBlog. Or from Christiana Bakolas. 

Lauren Gosselin is a very easy coach for whom to root. Princeton is in great hands, again.  

Hostess Cupcakes For Everyone

As a follow up to yesterday, if you're wondering what Martha Russo did with the money she won racing her brother's friends, this is what she texted TigerBlog: 

And I just wanted to let you know with the prize money for beating my bros friends we used the loot to buy Hostess Cupcakes -proven to boost hitting power on corners in FH!!  

TigerBlog thought that was worth including as a follow up. TB wonders what Princeton Athletics head dietician Hector Martinez things.  What are your thoughts, Hector? 

TB reached out to Hector after he got the text from Martha (who, by the way, is in Venice now with some of her new sculptures). Here's his response: 

"You know what they, 'a Hostess Cupcake a day kept the field hockey women swinging away.' It's the original pregame fuel. Obviously sports nutrition has come a long way since then, but there is something to be said for the role that fun foods, team traditions and post-match treats play in performance culture and team bonding."

 Hey, it was a different time. Most lockerrooms featured candy bars as halftime energy boosters. 

Also, from first-hand observation, Hostess Cupcakes have been replaced as the power source for penalty corners by either Smoothies or, in the case of Princeton's Beth Yeager, those little oranges, which she eats by the dozen. 

TB, by the way, was never really a "Hostess Cupcake" kid. He was more into Yodels. Remember those? Like elite athletes, TB grew out of Yodels long ago. He is not a Smoothie fan though, so he probably won't be taking any big penalty corners any time soon. 

The big Ivy League news yesterday was not about nutrition. Instead, it was the announcement that the Ivy League tournament in 2027 (somehow that's next year) will be played at the Palestra instead of at Dartmouth, the lone Ivy school who has yet to host. 

Interestingly, the league hasn't committed to anything beyond the 2027 tournament in Philly, as part of the building's 100th anniversary celebration. Where will it be? What will the format be? 

Those are all stories for another day. 

TigerBlog saw the story on the Ivy League website yesterday, though that's not why he went there. Instead, he was looking for the women's lacrosse standings. 

There's a big game tonight at 7 on Sherrerd Field as Princeton hosts Penn. There will be free Hostess Cupcakes to the first 10,000 fans (just kidding, just kidding). 

Princeton and Penn have played three league games, while the other six have played four each. Right now, Yale is at 4-0, followed by Penn at 3-0 and Princeton at 2-1. Princeton's loss is to Yale, while Yale and Penn (obviously) have not played yet.

There are three ways to look at the current Ivy women's lacrosse race. 

First, there is the matter of the championship, which as you know goes to the regular season champion. For that Princeton would need to win out and have Yale lose at least once. 

Second is the Ivy League tournament, in which the top four teams will meet at the home of the No.1 seed. Behind the teams in the top three right now are Brown and Cornell, who are both 2-2. Brown and Princeton both have wins over Cornell; Princeton's came this past Saturday by a 14-12 score. 

Tiger senior Jami MacDonald had five goals and two assists in that win over the Big Red. Abigail Roberts was named Ivy Defensive Player of the Week after putting these numbers in two games: 10 ground balls, six caused turnovers and six draw controls.

The final note in Ivy women's lacrosse is the NCAA tournament. Right now, Princeton has the second-best RPI in the league, at No. 18, with Yale at No. 16 and Penn back at No. 25. 

Speaking of RPI, North Carolina is the defending NCAA champion with an 11-1 record, the only blemish on which is an overtime loss to Northwestern, the team it beat in the championship game last year. What is UNC's RPI? It's 10. How is that possible? 

As for Princeton, the latest USA Lacrosse Magazine tournament prediction has the Tigers rather comfortably in the field, which it has Penn out. The NCAA field will have 29 teams, of which 15 are automatic bids and 14 are at-large.

If you're into these sorts of predictions, the Tigers are currently slotted to play Georgetown, with the winner to take on No. 1 Maryland. Ah, but that's for the future. 

For tonight, it's Princeton-Penn, at 7. 

And, again, there will be no free Hostess Cupcakes.  

Meeting Amie And Martha

If you walk into the Si Qin Family Indoor Tennis Center, you'll see photos and text that trace the history of the two Princeton teams. 

In one of those pictures, a black-and-white one, a woman in a "P" tennis sweater is following through on a shot. What do you see? A wooden racket, for starters. Looking closer, it's obvious that she's completely focused with her eyes dialed in on the ball that she just hit. 

The picture hangs there every day. The woman in the yellow sweater and blue jeans in front of it does not. In fact, this is her first time here — in this building, not at Princeton. 

This woman's face lacks the intensity on the one of the woman on the wall. Beyond that, they're the same face, since they are, in fact, the same woman. 

On the wall is Amie Knox, in 1977. In front of it is Amie Knox, in 2026. 

A few minutes earlier, TigerBlog looked down towards the far courts and saw another familiar face. This one belonged to Martha Russo, Class of 1985. 

This was a little more than a week ago. Prior to that, TB had never met either woman — at least not in person. 

Despite that little fact, he could tell you anything you want to know about them, since they were a big part of his book on the first 50 years of women's athletics at Princeton, entitled "I Can Do Anything." 

TB had spoken to them both and then wrote their life stories for the book. Until that day at the tennis center, though, he'd never seen either in person. It's a bit odd, "meeting" people whom you already "know" so well. 

It was like a family reunion of sorts, with hugs and smiles and telling stories and laughing. TB had to keep reminding himself that this was, in fact, the first time he'd met either. 

Knox won 11 letters and a von Kienbusch Award after playing field hockey, squash and tennis as one of only 17 women ever to letter in three sports at Princeton. She was a multiple time national champion in squash and Eastern champ in tennis. 

Russo was on her way to multiple All-American honors in both field hockey and lacrosse and ultimately the Olympic Games before two massive knee injuries ended her athletic career and opened a new door. 

It was that door that brought the two together and brought them back to campus. 

Of all of the athletes about whom TB wrote for the book, a number just short of 100, there were a few who stood out with the awe that they brought out in their former teammates who spoke about them. In his book, TigerBlog describes the way they spoke about Russo as "reverential." She was gifted with a different gear, one that enabled her to go from 0 to 60 faster than anyone else. 

TB smiles as he remembers the story Russo told him about how she would make money for her older brothers by racing their friends and never losing. That's one of his favorite stories in the book.  

Russo made the U.S. national field hockey team while she was still in high school, only to have her path to the 1984 USA Olympics went from sure-thing to over with the two knee injuries. The door that opened was in the art world, where she first studied at Princeton under professor Toshiko Takauzu. 

Knox, for her part, worked at ABC Sports for much of her career. She now makes documentary films, including one entitled "Time And Other Materials," centered around five artists, one of whom was Russo. Both grew up in Southern Connecticut. Both now live in Colorado, which is where they first came into each other's orbit. 

Meanwhile, one day before TB saw them at the tennis center, they were at the University Art Museum for a screening of that movie. One day before that, Emilia Reay happened to read the chapters about both of them in TB's book. 

If you haven't met the human jet engine that is Emilia Reay, you probably will at some point. She's a sophomore who is involved in basically everything, from creating videos for Mathey College to writing for the Daily Princetonian to working for TB at men's lacrosse games. She's headed this summer to an internship with USA Lacrosse. 

When TB pointed out to her that Knox and Russo would be on campus, Emilia went from never having heard of either of them to being the youngest person at the screening. And, of course, she came away with a photo of the three of them. 

TigerBlog was really happy to meet Amie and Martha. And he thinks that picture is such a great representation of Princeton. You have three women, one from the 1970s, one from the 1980s and now one from the Class of 2028. 

It's a meeting of generations, bound by their Orange and Black bond. 

Oh, and did TB mention that Emilia does frequent commentaries on her Instagram page. You can find them at emiliareaycametoplay.

Here's the one she did after meeting Amie and Martha:

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A post shared by EMILIA REAY (@emiliareaycametoplay)

How good is that? Check her out on Instagram for more of those. 

Amie Knox and Martha Russo are two of Princeton's greatest athletes ever. Getting a chance to meet them, especially after having written about them, was a thrill. 

For TB, and for Emilia. 

Weekend Connections

As TigerBlog has often said, he's a big fan of puzzles. 

His daily routine includes the mini, midi and regular crosswords. There are Strands, Letterboxed and Spelling Bee. 

And Wordle. He recently saw a great cartoon that had a guy standing on the side of a highway holding a sign that said: "Today's Wordle Is ..."

And Connections, both the regular and the sports version. All of those are an every day thing for TB. 

As such, he saw this (before three different people sent it to him) the other day: 

There it is. Princeton. It's one of the four clues that refer to "offenses," along with pick and roll, triangle and motion. 

In fact, that has inspired TigerBlog to make his second attempt at a "Princeton Athletics" Connections edition. 

The first one didn't go too well, since it's really hard to find the balance between way too easy and impossible. This time, this is sort of a Weekend in Review Connections. 

And here you are:

Lightning || Cab || Spain || Mack

Softball ||  Word || Jackson || Miley Cyrus

Dom || Burchett || Atkinson || Maple Syrup 

The Academy || Women's Tennis || Rugby || Payne

Okay, figure it out? Again, it's not that easy to balance making it too easy and too hard. 

And now TB needs to give you a few paragraphs to work on it. Hmmmm. What should he talk about in the meantime? 

Well, here's something: TB is getting congratulations on his LinkedIn page for his work anniversary. It says it's his 35th year at Princeton. 

The only problem is that this isn't the case. He's finishing Year 32 as a Princeton employee, after five years of covering Princeton while in the newspaper business. So 35th anniversary? 

He's not sure where that came from. In fact, he's not even sure where his LinkedIn page came from, since he isn't the one who set it up. He's pretty sure that someone in the athletic department set them up for a bunch of people. 

Still, thanks to everyone who checked in on LinkedIn. 

Anyway, back at Weekend Connections. Did you solve it?

Here are the answers: 

* Lightning, Miley Cyrus, Maple Syrup, The Academy
* Atkinson, Burchett, Jackson, Payne
* Cab, Dom, Mack, Word
* Rugby, Softball, Spain, Women's Tennis

Did you get it right? 

Here are the way they're connected: 

* Lightning, Miley Cyrus, Maple Syrup, The Academy

This would be things associated with places where Princeton teams competed this weekend. 

Lightning? That would be Tampa, where the women's rugby team went 5-1 at the Tropical 7s, reaching the final of the event. 

Miley Cyrus? That would be Franklin, Tenn, which is Miley's hometown. That's where the men's golf team competed at the Mason Rudolph Championship. 

Maple Syrup? Vermont. In this case, Burlington, Vermont. That's where the men's lacrosse team was Saturday for a 19-5 win over the Catamounts in a game that was 13-0 at the half. 

The Academy? That's Annapolis, Md., where the men's heavyweight rowing team retained the Navy-Princeton Cup, winning every race of the day.  

 * Atkinson, Burchett, Jackson, Payne

This would be the 4x100 relay team of Brooke Jackson, Maisha Atkinson, Laila Payne and Franziska Burchett, who ran a 45.39 to win the event Saturday at Princeton's Sam Howell Invitational. It was the second-fastest time in program history. 

 * Cab, Dom, Mack, Word

This would be words that sound like the beginning of the first or last names of Princeton athletes who led their teams in scoring this weekend. 

Cab — Nate Kabiri of the men's lacrosse team, who had five goals and two assists at Vermont.

Dom — Graciela Dominguez of the softball team, who scored seven runs in three games, all wins, over Brown. The three wins improved Princeton to 9-0 in the league, something no team has done before since the league went to its current format of three-game series against each team in 2018. 

Mack — Jami MacDonald of the women's lacrosse team, who also had five goals and two assists, as  Princeton won a key Ivy League game against Cornell 14-12.  

Word — Grant Werdesheim of the baseball team, who scored three runs. This one gets a bit of an asterisk, since his teammate Jake Kernodle also had three. 

 * Rugby, Softball, Spain, Women's Tennis

This would all be multiple winners this weekend. 

As TB said, the women's rugby team went 5-1 at the event in Florida and the softball team went 3-0 at home against Brown. 

Spain refers to Jadon Spain, who won the 100 meter dash at the Sam Howell meet and who also teamed with Greg Foster, Jackson Clarke and Charlie Sexton to win the 4x100 relay. 

Women's tennis? The Tigers went 2-0, defeating Harvard and Dartmouth to improve to 3-0 in the Ivy League, tied with Columbia for first place. 

April Weekend

TigerBlog heard from quite a few of you yesterday about his story about trying to be a running back for one play for the Princeton football team back in the training camp of 1994.

All but one of those responses were of the same basic theme: "You got me." One of them, though, was this: "If you had any guts, you'd do it this coming training camp." 

To that, TB says this: "No chance."

Anyway, that's enough April Fools' stuff for one year. It's April Fools' Day, not April Fools' week or month. 

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March is supposed to come in like a lion and go out like a lamb, and it certainly go the second part right. It was around 70 at midnight when March turned to April. 

Of course, April showers being what they are, the schedule for baseball and softball this weekend has had to be altered due to the forecast. Instead of playing tomorrow and Sunday, both teams will play games today and tomorrow, both at home. 

For the softball team, that means a single game today at 4 against Brown, with two more tomorrow, beginning at 12:30. For the baseball team, it means three against Yale, with one today at 3 and then a doubleheader tomorrow, with first pitch at 11:30. 

The softball team is 6-0 already in the league as it looks to win another Ivy title and to host the tournament next month. Brown's last trip to Cynthia Paul Field ended with a dogpile (or is that Bearpile) for winning the 2025 Ivy tournament. 

Princeton has hosted the league tournament (or championship series, its predecessor) each of the last four years as the Ivy champ. Princeton won the postseason event in 2022 and 2024, but before it can worry about a numerical recurrence, there is the matter of 15 more regular season games. 

The baseball team also has 15 regular season games to go as it pursues an Ivy tournament spot. Right now each team has played six league games, and three games separate all eight teams. 

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The women's lacrosse team has three Ivy League games in eight days beginning tomorrow at noon, when Cornell comes to Sherrerd Field. After that, it'll be the Tigers and Penn Wednesday at 7 on the same field and then a trip to Columbia a week from tomorrow at 1.

Princeton and Penn have played two Ivy games to date, while the rest of the league has played three each. The Tigers are 1-1, while Cornell is 2-1. Yale (3-0) and Penn (2-0) are unbeaten, while the other four teams all have at least two losses. 

The top four teams will compete in the Ivy tournament next month as well.  

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The forecast for tomorrow in Princeton is for a temperature near 80. In Burlington, the one in Vermont, it's for 45 — but at least no rain. 

The men's lacrosse team will make its first trip ever to Vermont as it takes on the Catamounts in the final non-league game of the regular season. After this, it'll be Penn (home), Harvard (away) and Dartmouth (home) before possible Ivy tournament and NCAA tournament games. 

Here's one tidbit about the men's lacrosse team: 

Jack Stahl has had more caused turnovers than goals allowed by the player he’s been guarding in seven of the eight games since he’s moved to a starting defenseman spot from longstick midfielder. Stahl was named Inside Lacrosse’s No. 1 breakout player of the season two weeks ago.  

That seems pretty good. 

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The Sam Howell Invitational track and field meet will be held this weekend at Weaver Track and Field Stadium. 

Of every sport, the track and field season goes the longest, especially if you add cross country into the mix. It is a physical and mental grind, especially since the whole point is to be at peak form at the most important moments of the season. 

There aren't many people in Princeton left who knew Sam Howell. TigerBlog did. Howell, for those who don't know, was a 1950 Princeton grad who worked here for 38 years, including 21 years (1970-91) as an Associate Athletic Director. 

There was a plaque in Sam's memory outside the ticket office in Jadwin Gym, and it refered to him as "warm-hearted."  Yeah, that's definitely how TB would describe him to someone who never had a chance to meet him. 

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The women's tennis team won its Ivy League opener last week at home against Penn, and the Tigers now have two more this weekend in Princeton — tomorrow against Harvard and Sunday against Dartmouth. The doubles will start at 1 both days. 

If you haven't seen it already, you can check out TigerBlog's feature story on Eva Elbaz, the only senior on the team and its No. 3 singles player. Elbaz grew up in Paris and moved to this country to go to high school at IMG Academy in Florida as a 16-year-old junior. Oh, and she didn't speak English at the time. 

You can read the story HERE.

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As for the rest of the weekend schedule, you can see it HERE.

Irreverence, With A Modicum Of Responsibility

After a day of being inundated with obviously fake press releases and stories, TigerBlog would like to point out something that he should have mentioned related to April Fools' Day.

The point is not to get someone to believe something plausible. The point is to get someone to believe something completely implausible.  

A school may start a new Division I program in a sport? A popular show was canceled? Where's the creativity?

Do you want to know where the creativity is? It is right HERE.  

Oh, and if you didn't know to do it already, take the first letter of each word in the subhead and see what it spells. 

TigerBlog was right. The more implausible, the better. 

TB hasn't read that piece in a very long time, and yet he remembers back to when it first came out. He and everyone he knew believed every word of it.  

The author was George Plimpton. If you don't know anything about him, he was a pretty fascinating human being, even if he did go to Harvard. 

Plimpton spoke at the Daily Princetonian banquet back in March of 1969, which was 60 years ago and 16 years before the Sidd Finch story. Here is what the newspaper wrote about Plimpton's talk: 

George Plimpton, Paper Lion and graduate of the Harvard Lampoon and the Boston Celtics training camp, told an audience of 90 at last night's 93rd annual Daily Princetonian banquet that "irreverance with a modicum of responsibility" is the key virtue in college publications. Plimpton, looking like a cross between a tall Johnny Carson and a suntanned Ted Kennedy, entertained his audience with anecdotes of his experiences as America's most famous literary "impostor." His best seller, Paper Lion, is an account of his sojourn with the Detroit Lions football team. Currently he is playing with the Boston Celtics to gather information for a book on the pro basketball team. Before joining up with the Celtics, he was coached by Princeton's Bill Bradley. "Bradley is a polite man. Even after a month of practicing with me, he still called me 'Mr. Plimpton.' "When I practiced set shots sometimes he would say 'Very good, Mr. Plimpton,' but most of the time, 'Too bad, Mr. Plimpton.' " 

If you don't get the "Paper Lion" reference, it refers to one of the books that Plimpton wrote about his own athletic exploits. Actually, make that unathletic exploits, since he wasn't a very good athlete. 

That's not something that prevented him from seeing how an average adult would do against the very best in a sport. He started out by pitching to some of the best players in Major League Baseball back in 1960 for what became a book called "Out Of My League." TB had never heard of it until yesterday, and he ordered in on Amazon. He'll let you know how it is.

Meanwhile, a few years later, Plimpton tried out for the Detroit Lions as a quarterback. The book (and movie starring Alan Alda) was called "Paper Lion."

When he was first at Princeton (and a lot younger), he wanted to emulate "Paper Lion" with the Princeton football team during its 1994 training camp. Back then, the players actually slept in Caldwell Field House, but TB was going to draw the line there. 

His hope was to be a running back for one play, to see what it would be like. He had no illusions of breaking one for 50 yards or anything. He wanted a simple hand-off up the middle, just to see what getting hit would be like. 

Then he'd write about it. How simple, right? 

Well, it started out simply. It was okay with the coaches. It was okay with then-equipment manager Hank Towns, who had to actually teach TB had to put on all the gear. And his uniform number? It was to be 42. What else would he wear other than the number that 10 years later would be retired. 

You know who wasn't okay with it? University Risk Management, even though TB said he would sign a waiver. Nope. No go. 

To this day, TB can still remember how he just couldn't get the practice jersey over the shoulder pads. Who knows how to do that if they've never played football? Turns out you had to put the jersey over the pads before putting either over your head. 

Also to this day, TB wonders what would have happened. He is pretty sure that he would have gotten positive yards. 

Ah, but it's okay, for two reasons. First, the reality is that he likely would have broken something. And second, he made that whole thing up. 

See? The more implausible, the better. 

Now that's irreverence, with a modicum of responsibility. 

Happy Anniversary Sidd Finch

It's April 1 — and you know what that means. 

More lame April Fools' jokes. They're like Super Bowl Commercials. There was a time when they were extraordinarily clever, and that time has passed. 

In fact, April Fools' jokes and Super Bowl commercials both peaked in the 1980s. For the commercials, it was the 1984 introduction of Macintosh computer from Apple. 

And for April Fools' jokes? Well, you had to be there.  

TigerBlog was a senior in West Philadelphia when Sidd Finch burst onto the scene on this day in 1985. Finch was the phenom of all phenoms, and he'd just been signed by the New York Mets. There was a big article in Sports Illustrated and everything.

Finch wore one hiking boot when he pitched and was a big fan of Eastern philosophy. His fastball topped out at 168 mph, and he could pitch every day. Baseball was never going to be the same.

TigerBlog believed every word in the story. Everyone did. Why not? It was in Sports Illustrated, for crying out loud. George Plimpton wrote it.

It was only later – days later – that it became known that it was a hoax. The first letter of every word in the subhead (He's a pitcher, part yogi and part recluse. Impressively liberated from our opulent life-style, Sidd's deciding about yoga) spelled out "Happy April Fools Day."

It remains the greatest April Fools Day prank of all-time – and a great learning lesson for TigerBlog. Lesson No. 1, actually. And what is the lesson?

People believe everything they read. It doesn't matter where they read it. It doesn't matter what it says. If it's written someplace where others can read it, it must be true. 

At least at first. Maybe skepticism takes over at some point, but when you first read whatever words you read, you're very likely to believe them.

TigerBlog did some quick research on the origins of April Fools' Day and saw that it somehow related to "The Canterbury Tales." TB didn't think they were funny at all. 

And maybe the fact that the Sidd Finch piece was so good — like the Apple Macintosh commercial a year earlier — has left TB jaded all these decades since. That's possible. Something certainly has (just kidding). 

For years, TigerBlog has wanted to write a great April Fools story that would be a Princeton version of Sidd Finch. He just hasn't hit upon the perfect idea. It has to be so outrageous, so over-the-top, that it defies all logic and yet fits Rule No. 1 — it was written here, so it must be true. 

The closest he came was a reference to the idea that Princeton was changing its school colors from Orange and Black to silver and teal, and yes, he got a few emails from people who hated the idea. That was pretty good.  

And he has a few other ideas as well. You never know when he might hit you with one of them. Maybe even today. 

In the meantime, there are three Princeton teams who compete today. No, really. There are. This isn't the joke. 

The softball team is at Lehigh at 4 this afternoon for a non-league matchup. How has the Ivy season started for the softball team? 

Well, it's just two weeks in and already the Tigers are 6-0 and three games up on the rest of the field. That's pretty hard to do. Fresh off sweeps of Cornell and Columbia, Princeton will be home the next two weekends against Brown and then Penn, two teams who are in a pack of four at 3-3 right now along with Harvard and Dartmouth. 

Keep in mind that the Ivy League champion will host the league's tournament next month for a spot in the NCAA tournament. 

There are also two home events this evening. 

The women's water polo team is home at 6:30 against Wagner and then at Marist tomorrow at 7 before a week off until the CWPA tournament at Michigan. Princeton is currently 20-5 and ranked 12th, in a tie with Michigan actually, one spot behind Harvard and two spots behind Indiana. 

Also, at 6 tonight, the women's lacrosse team will host Stony Brook. If you're traveling day of game from Stony Brook to Princeton or the other way as often happens, your ride can take somewhere between 2.5 and 11 hours. 

Stony Brook comes into the game tonight ranked 14th nationally. Princeton is 21st. 

The Tigers are looking to rebound after the 16-8 loss to Yale Saturday. Next up for Princeton after this one will be Cornell at home Saturday at noon. 

And with that, go enjoy your Wednesday. If you're playing practical jokes, do TigerBlog a favor. Make them really creative. 

Make Sidd Finch proud.  

Tuesday Night Lacrosse

Did you see that shot off the turnover that went in with less than a second to go in the game Sunday? 

No, not the Duke-UConn one — though upon further review, should UConn coach Danny Hurley have been called for a technical foul for getting in the ref's face and bumping him afterwards? Would you have called one there? 

The shot TB is referencing was a few hours earlier, when Rutgers scored with 0.1 seconds left to tie its men's lacrosse game against Johns Hopkins. The play didn't quite get the national attention of the one in basketball, though the result was basically the same. 

Hopkins had the ball up one but turned it over with 12 seconds left. Rutgers was just able to beat the final horn after an incredible clear. Rutgers won the game, this one in overtime. 

Rutgers (No. 13) is one of the four RPI top 20 teams that Princeton has defeated this season. Ironically, Maryland (No. 21 currently) is not one of them. 

The others are No. 1 North Carolina, No. 3 Syracuse and No. 20 Yale. Princeton is No. 2 in the most updated RPI.

Where else are these Tigers ranked? 

Well, they're No. 2 in RPI, No. 3 in USA Lacrosse Magazine, No. 4 by the coaches and No. 5 in the Kane Inside Lacrosse Media Poll. What would you do if you were making a pregame graphic for the team's game tonight against Lehigh. 

Face-off on Sherrerd Field is at 7 tonight. If you're interested in Division I men's lacrosse this weekend, well, guess what? Between the end of the two games Sunday (UNC defeated Harvard 17-7 in the other one) and the Merrimack-Manhattan game Friday, tonight's game is the only one scheduled. 

This is also Princeton's lone midweek game of the 2026 regular season. Back when TigerBlog started covering the team in the early 1990s, there were three or four of them. 

The Ivy League has seven men's lacrosse teams, which means each team gets one in-season Saturday off from a league game. This is Princeton's week; in addition to the game tonight, Princeton will also play at Vermont Saturday. 

For all of the men's lacrosse games TigerBlog has seen, there aren't too many that can rival the statistical oddities that came out of Saturday's 20-14 win at Brown. Consider these little nuggets:

* Princeton had 11 failed clears
* Princeton had one caused turnover
* Princeton allowed six extra man goals despite committing only four penalties (two were full time)

Despite that, Princeton had the lead for the final 55 minutes of a 60-minute game. The Tigers led by at least four from the end of the first quarter through the end and by at least five for all of the final 37 minutes. 

That is not easy to do. 

Princeton senior midfielder John Dunphey had five goals and three assists in the game. That's one fewer goal than he had in the first seven games combined, and the eight points he had Saturday were also one fewer than he'd had all season prior. 

Dunphey's five goals came on five shots and followed a two-goal, two-shot game the week earlier against Cornell.  His seven straight goals on seven shots match what Chad Palumbo (who also had five goals against Brown) did in the NCAA tournament a year ago. 

It's been quite a season to date for the Tigers, who are hoping to improve on last season's excruciating loss to Syracuse in the NCAA quarterfinals. The Princeton resume, with those big non-league early-season wins, pretty much as the team looking good for the NCAA tournament again; if that does happen it would be the Tigers' fifth straight trip. 

After the two games this week, Princeton finishes the regular season with games at home against Penn, at Harvard and home against Dartmouth. Penn is now No. 18 in RPI, and Harvard is No. 5.  

Meanwhile, again, what was once a very busy night on the college lacrosse schedule has only one game on it tonight — and that is on Sherrerd Field at 7, where Princeton and Lehigh will meet for the, well, who knows how many times they've actually met. 

After all, there is this:

The series history between Princeton and Lehigh is somewhat uncertain. The Princeton record book and the Lehigh record book agree that the first game in the series was a 3-1 Princeton win in 1888. They also agree that there were 10 more games through 1933, though they disagree on the final score of the 1933 game - Lehigh has it 8-4 Princeton; Princeton has it 8-1. It gets a little murkier in 1934 and 1935, when Lehigh has games against Princeton but Princeton has games against Lehigh L.C., not Lehigh, like the first 11 games. Then there's 1940 and 1941, when Lehigh has a pair of games against Princeton that Princeton has no record of having been played.  

Winter Wonderland

Well, just when it looked like the current NCAA men's basketball tournament would get all the way to the Final Four without anything remotely interesting happening, along came UConn-Duke. 

It certainly looked like another dull regional final, like the other three had been, after the eight Sweet 16 games weren't exactly memorable either. Duke led by 19 points in the first half and 15 at the half. You could be forgiven if you turned it off and started scrolling X or went to dinner or watched whatever show you were binging.  

In fact, TigerBlog has a friend who was working and wanted to know if the game was worth watching. TB's first response was "no." His second response was "you may want to watch the last few minutes."

What started out as boring and didn't seem like it was going to be any different most of the way ended up being one of the best endings of an NCAA game you'll ever see. It wasn't quite Duke-Kentucky from 1992, another East Regional final, but it was incredible nonetheless. 

And this time, Duke on the losing end, as UConn miraculously pulled out a 73-72 win when Braylon Mullins hit a shot with 0.3 seconds to go from so far beyond the three-point line that it would have made Caitlin Clark envious. The shot came after Duke had 1) led by 19-points in the first-half, 2) led by 15 at the half, 3) had the ball and the lead in the final seconds and 4) turned it over just across midcourt with maybe three seconds to go. 

If you watched it, you probably had some sort of expletive come out of your mouth as Mullins' shot splashed through. 

And now the Final Four is set: Michigan vs. Arizona and UConn vs. Illinois. It'll probably be more of the same that has dominated this tournament, but hey, the Duke-UConn game will be talked about forever.  

The two basketball tournaments and the men's ice hockey tournament will be crowning champions in the next two weeks, and that will be it for the winter college seasons. 

For Princeton, the winter ended on the sports calendar just a few days after it did on the actual calendar, which is always a good sign. The final Tigers to compete were on the men's swimming and diving team, who finished the season this weekend at Georgia Tech. 

Princeton, in fact, finished 22nd as a team there, the program's best finish in 14 years. The team was led by senior Mitchell Schott, who earned first-team All-American honors by finishing seventh in the 200 butterfly and eighth in the 200 freestyle. 

Sophomore Patrick Dinu finished 11th in the 100 free, becoming a second-team All-American. Schott and Dinu teamed with Logan Noguchi and Jake Tararo to finish 16th nationally in the 400 free relay, giving those four honorable mention All-American honors. 

It's always good to have All-Americans. 

And championships. 

Princeton Athletics had plenty of both in the winter season that just ended. 

Princeton won the Ivy League championship in men's swimming and diving. And women's swimming and diving. And men's indoor track and field. And women's indoor track and field. And women's basketball. And women's squash. 

That's six Ivy titles for the winter — which runs the 2025-26 total to 11 after a five-title fall: men's cross country, women's cross country, men's soccer, women's soccer and women's volleyball. 

And that doesn't count the women's hockey team, which was the ECAC regular season champion for the first time ever. Or the men's water polo team from the fall. Or the field hockey team's Ivy tournament championship on the way to the national championship game. 

How many All-Americans have there been? TB lost track awhile ago, but the answer is: "a lot."

Even more than that, think about how many athletes play on the seven teams that won championships. For as long as TB has been at Princeton, he's heard about the goal of providing a "championship experience" to those who compete here. 

Of course, that is never a guarantee. And there are great moments that don't end with championships. TigerBlog referenced this last week, with the men's hockey team's loss in overtime to Dartmouth in the ECAC final and Marc-Anthony McGowan's loss in the NCAA 125-pound wrestling final. 

You want to know something else that's great about this past winter for Princeton Athletics? It's not necessary the best winter Princeton has ever had. 

How many places could win that many championships and have that many All-Americans and still make that statement? 

For TB, winter is his least favorite season, at least weather-wise. This one was still a lot of fun, even with all the snow.