Here are two pretty fascinating pieces of information from TigerBlog's brain Snapple cap.
First, flamingos are pink because they eat a lot of shrimp. TB can picture all these pink birds, one foot on the ground, the other pretentiously facing outward, as they complain about having to peal all these shrimp.
While TB is on the subject, what color would they be if they didn't eat shrimp? Say they gave up on the shrimp and went to a diet of, say, sea bass.
Then there's the second one. Tiger stripes are on their actual skin, not on their fur.
It's clearly a sign of toughness. It's a rite of passage. You want to be an actual jungle Tiger? You better earn your stripes. And none of this stripes-on-fur stuff. That's for lions or giraffes or someone not as bold.
TigerBlog has no segue from that to the women's open rowing team's Ivy League championship this past weekend, so he'll dive right into it.
Oh wait, wait.
Flamingos. Pretty Flamingo. Fast forward to 5:00 if you don't want to hear his story. Also, there is absolutely no mention of shrimp anywhere in the song, but it's still a classic.
Okay, back to the Ivy League women's rowing championships — or at least a few days beforehand. TigerBlog saw Princeton head coach Lori Dauphiny as TB walked out of the last department meeting of the year, and he said "hello."
He could have said: "Good luck in the Ivy championships," but what would the point have been? Lori would have said "we really don't have a good chance," to which TB would have said "you said that last year, and the year before, etc."
And then Lori would have laughed and headed away, on her way to the boathouse, to put the finishing touches on yet another championship.
For the record, Lori's team did in fact have a chance, a really good one at that.
The Tigers won the first varsity 8 race by 3.5 seconds. Beyond that, Princeton also won the Shoemaker Trophy for the overall points title by one over Yale, 44-43.
🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
— Princeton Open Women (@princetonwcrew) May 17, 2026
So much gold!
The First Varsity of Lindsay Saunders, Amalka Delevante, Joely Cherniss, Anna Cowell, Michaela Ulicna, Ellie Smith, Cate Sauer, Laoise O'Donohue and Phaedra Van Der Molen cross the line 3.5 seconds ahead of Yale! pic.twitter.com/4nJZeudSfL
What are the prizes? The first varsity 8 winner is crowned Ivy League champion. The points winner earns the league's automatic bid to the NCAA championships.
By the way, make that nine straight and 10 of 11 Ivy titles for opening rowing.
In this case, Princeton took both. The team found out yesterday its seeds for the NCAA regatta, which will be in Georgia next weekend. Where are the Tigers? The first varsity is fourth. So is the second varsity 8. The varsity four is 11th.
The top three seeds in the 1V are Tennessee, Texas and Stanford. In the 2V it's Texas, Stanford and Virginia.
If you've never been to an NCAA rowing championship, it's worth the effort. It's a rowing festival of the highest order.
Meanwhile, the Ivy League championship won by the 1V was Princeton's final one of the academic year. Again, here is the full list:
Fall: men's soccer, women's soccer, women's volleyball, men's cross country, women's cross country
Winter: women's basketball, men's swimming and diving, women's swimming and diving, men's indoor track and field, women's indoor track and field, women's squash
Spring: softball, men's lacrosse, women's tennis, women's open rowing, men's indoor track and field, women's indoor track and field
Okay, Count von Count. How about you count them all out for everyone?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 — Seventeen Ivy League titles. That ties the all-time league record, set a year ago by ... Princeton.
And, again, that doesn't include field hockey, which won the Ivy tournament on its way to the NCAA final, or women's hockey, who won the ECAC regular season, or women's lightweight rowing, who won Eastern Sprints, or men's water polo, the NWPC champion, or men's heavyweight and lightweight rowing, who both won the overall points trophy at Eastern Sprints.
Not bad. Not bad at all.














